age: 34 (Aug 12, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2011

occupation: Bookseller

makes me sad: People who can't properly identify nouns, verbs, adverbs, adjectives, etc.

fantasy: Bush and Cheney being tried for war crimes.

into: Books

makes me happy: Books

crush: Sara Vowell, Winona Ryder, Patricia Arquette but my lovely wife, above all else.

gets me hot: Gorgeous women who don't read books to look smart, but actually ARE smart.

heroes: Noam Chomsky, David Sedaris, David Foster Wallace, James Joyce, T. S. Eliot, Henry David Thoreau, Gutenberg

i lost my virginity: All I remember is it involved the muppets, tapioca pudding and a three-day stint in the hospital. I'd rather not talk about it.

sign: Eat here!