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I am getting bored of being in bed with my feet up. I think everyone should entertain me. I need some new books to read and will be making a massive library and bookstore run before heading to the hospital... suggestions??? I read pretty much everything. Or will at least give it a try. So name on my friends...

Why does life have to be such a kick in the ovaries sometimes???

This was the conversation had in my bed last night

GoWings: If you need to wake me up to go to the hospital, punch me in the face
Me: Laughing hysterically, then crying in pain cause laughing hurts
GoWings: Oh don't laugh! It hurts! Well..... you could try other things first, but you can always punch me in the face if you really...
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"If you can't pay for a whore from your atm machine without the federal government knowing, then we do not live in a free country."

"If I am going to pay $4 a gallon for gas, the screen at the pump better be showing porn. That way I am not the only one at the pump getting fucked up the ass"



Love a cunt today....
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I haven't been sleeping well lately. In those dark hours before dawn, thoughts run through my head like little lab mice in a maze. But the kind of lab mice that haven't been introduced to the cheese yet. They run around in all directions, with no idea where they are really going. Every once and awhile they seem to take off down a path, only...
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We are in Seattle. I am sitting naked in our suite at the Fairmont. Occasionally life hands you a glass of lemonaid instead of a lemon. Pictures coming...