About Me

There's too much blood in my caffeine stream.

age: 75 (Oct 17, 1932)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2005

occupation: Corporate Whore

heroes: My Mom

most humbling moment: Ask me about Today's Special Moment

stats: She's fast, she's mean, she's frightening

makes me sad: Rude people, suburbia, people who are smart enough to know better but persist in being ignorant

crush: Barracuda Femme