prettyawful

I make cakes and pastries for a living, you stupid fuck.

__ I wish I had a dollar for every time I've had to hold back from screaming that at a person.

I'd have lots of dollars.

That's why.

I'd give myself a bonus this month, cuz... theres a whole lotta stupid fucks around lately.

Like Bill Gates status, silly rich.


Word.

~ PRETTY A.

The mud queens are wrestling tonight. So get your hairy ass down to the viaduct theatre.

I can't go tho. I'm a busy little lady. Cuz I'm gunna be a star. LIke Roxy for Chicago. Except, I don't cheat or kill the men I'd being cheating with. But I do wear silky nighties, drink lots of whiskey, love dirty jazz music and do naughty things...
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I back_ to be belligerent, verbally whorish via blog posts and indecent side comments complete with ass slaps and giggles.

Miss me?


I missed you.

~Pretty A.

somehow, this site isn't as interesting whilst I'm getting laid regularly.

Have you ever wanted to just interrupt a pretentious hipster who now thinks you're cool and wants to befriend you to say, "I see your not nearly as much of a cunt as you used to be. ... pause ... Good for you!" pat on their back, smile, slowly walk away.


I have.


~Awful xoxox

I've noticed_

When I want sex, I also want Chocolate. Milk Chocolate.
In a solid form that I can savor and work on in my mouth. That I can lick over and over, melting it with the heat of my tongue. So pleasing. Chocolate.


Anyways.

I'm going to French Pastry School!!! To become a pastry chef!
My goodies will be super legit now!



mmm, sweets!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN PUSSIES!

xoxox yay!

How I feel

I wanna do it in a photo booth.

_ over and out.

Nipples.

I forgot my bra shows my nipples through the soft meshy fabric.

But at least now I have the certification that I do, in fact, have nice nipples.
This was concluded in the shared dressing room in a vintage store today.

And thank you strange lady.

Now. I would not mind a nice kind man to come a long and lick them.

Yes.

I...
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So many fugly girls are trying to be pinup models.

I don't know.

Why I felt the need to post that. But I did.

Wont you hurry! Come see about me. COME ON BOY, come see about your baby.