Comments of the day .
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Sara : they had shrimp , it was really good , well cooked , and they were big shrimp .
Me : Is that not an oxymoron ?
Sara : no it was definitely a shrimp
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To set the scene i was driving with one of my clients ( a managing director with a large multinational ) to...
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Sara : they had shrimp , it was really good , well cooked , and they were big shrimp .
Me : Is that not an oxymoron ?
Sara : no it was definitely a shrimp
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To set the scene i was driving with one of my clients ( a managing director with a large multinational ) to...
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For poetry day posted numerous of my own poems in my journal and poetry group so here two by my mentor poet.
Philip Larkin - Love Again
Love again: wanking at ten past three
(Surely he's taken her home by now?),
The bedroom hot as a bakery,
The drink gone dead, without showing how
To meet tomorrow, and afterwards,
And the usual pain, like dysentery....
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Philip Larkin - Love Again
Love again: wanking at ten past three
(Surely he's taken her home by now?),
The bedroom hot as a bakery,
The drink gone dead, without showing how
To meet tomorrow, and afterwards,
And the usual pain, like dysentery....
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catcher01:
awesome
partiallyblind:
...why does Philip Larkin being your mentor poet not surprise me?
HAHa i just got a personal e-mail from Hershey's . They want to meet me , this job fuckin rules. 
I guess ill be moving up a jean size very shortly , will keep you all informed .
I guess ill be moving up a jean size very shortly , will keep you all informed .
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cousindell:
ok i clicked it 
phoebus:
You've got to be kidding me... preppylegend's Chocolate Factory?
Back to the old vino!
Back to the old vino!
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kittencore:
Zack is definitely in NYPD blue now. I saw him on the sharon Osbourne show today. Yes, im THAT sad. 
_bossanova_:
Hmmm.....that's a tough one!
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jayne:
i can't see the image in your journal, but i clicked on the link...and all i have to say is 
yuk!!!!!!!!
yuk!!!!!!!!
preppylegend:
sorry thats the last time i create a link after 10 pints
Ok so having you own business has its ups and its downs , the latest down i have discovered is not being able to blame anyone for something going wrong . In the end of the day the final responsibility falls directly on your ' the boss of all bosses ' own irresponsible shoulders .
Hence this conversation. :
Me
Lynn can you get more...
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Hence this conversation. :
Me
Lynn can you get more...
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jayne:
awwwww....you boys play so nice together!!!!!
fuckeveryone:
maybe just a tiny bit. but i could smell that on ya in the first place. i'm a quarter scottish on my mothers side, and honestly they're more liberal with their money than my dad. he suffers from post-depression syndrom...for a depression he was never in...
I have some extremely distressing news.
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything. My God, it's a nightmare out there I tell you, a nightmare.
We've just run out of wine. What are we going to do about it?
I don't know, I don't know. I don't feel good.
Look! My thumbs have gone weird. I'm in the middle of...
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I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything. My God, it's a nightmare out there I tell you, a nightmare.
We've just run out of wine. What are we going to do about it?
I don't know, I don't know. I don't feel good.
Look! My thumbs have gone weird. I'm in the middle of...
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nadine:
hey thanks for the eaten cake yesterday! and there i was thinking i would get to drown my sorrows in cream and sponge!!
i'll hold you to that cake offer.....it might be needed.
i thought last week was bad.......ticking bomb!!
[Edited on Feb 10, 2004 4:45AM]
i'll hold you to that cake offer.....it might be needed.
i thought last week was bad.......ticking bomb!!
[Edited on Feb 10, 2004 4:45AM]
marianabanana:
Yeah, I get the comfy side next time 
Life i good at the moment , i have nothing really bad to report . 
I added a new profile pick to commemorate this occasion ,fuckin yey for saved by the bell , apparently if you play the theme music backwards you get a good recipe for Key lime Pie.
Anyway seeing as i ditched my 5 year career and 4 years of an...
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I added a new profile pick to commemorate this occasion ,fuckin yey for saved by the bell , apparently if you play the theme music backwards you get a good recipe for Key lime Pie.
Anyway seeing as i ditched my 5 year career and 4 years of an...
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munch:
hey there mister, was cool getting to see you again this weekend, and two piss-ups into the bargain as well...
so what happened with the plane you nutter?
so what happened with the plane you nutter?
antenna:
Bollocks, I've been rumbled!
Sorry man, she made me do it... (her words - "do me the Mr.Legend way").
I promise I won't reveal Chapter 7, although the stuff with the gerbil, the egg whisk and the rolled up copy of Razzle looks pretty tricky.
Oops. sorry.
Sorry man, she made me do it... (her words - "do me the Mr.Legend way").
I promise I won't reveal Chapter 7, although the stuff with the gerbil, the egg whisk and the rolled up copy of Razzle looks pretty tricky.
Oops. sorry.
Operation 52222-696969
Codename : Fuck vol-au-vents
24/01/04 1400pm GMT
Mission 1
Rendezvous with other members of SGUK at Tate gallery and begin to ingest lashings of culture.
Field notes
The first points of contact were easy enough to spot as both SG Vicky and SG Nadine were wearing regulation knee high stripy socks. Contact was made and soon enough it became apparent that I did...
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Codename : Fuck vol-au-vents
24/01/04 1400pm GMT
Mission 1
Rendezvous with other members of SGUK at Tate gallery and begin to ingest lashings of culture.
Field notes
The first points of contact were easy enough to spot as both SG Vicky and SG Nadine were wearing regulation knee high stripy socks. Contact was made and soon enough it became apparent that I did...
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horsehead12:
got your traffic warden, and without wishing to sound like i am trying to suck your biscuit, think it is shithot. do you have plans to get your stuff out amongst us the great unwashed?
horsehead12:
those darn record companies not giving out record contracts instanteously upon receipt of every demo they get sent. consider it sorted, send me the addresses of here ya sent those demos and i'll go round and squeeze some eyeballs out by grabbing ears and popping heads open like crisp packets. sorry i am having trouble accepting atomic kitten have split- fucking bastards
Ive realized why i love where i live tonight, it has huge comedy value . The place i stay is a total mix of the hugely successful and downtrodden poor thanks to the leith regeneration boom.
Here is an example .
The scene is in victoria wine , a upmarket-ish off license franchise .For the foreign sorts a nectar card is a supermarket saver card...
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_sarah_:
I love the Scottish dialect. I actually understood that entire conversation without the "footnotes".
I actually understood that entire conversation without the "footnotes".
mimsie:
Stale urine is so fucking sexy... 
Ive been instructed by Kinto to attend the next SGUK meet cos if you can make it then so can i!
I feel your crisp-based pain. I am no longer allowed to eat feta in our Squadron bar. Phillistines.