age: 28 (Jul 06, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2005

occupation: Stand up philosopher

i lost my virginity: We were dancing together and we were singing along, and she kept dancing closer.

fantasy: To wake up 80 years later and look back on a life that was enjoyed.

sign: "Lilith Died for your Goldfish" "Will preach for food"

stats: 5'9, 160lb, chaotic neutral

crush: Eris, for all the wonderful amusement she brings into my life.

makes me sad: While sitting around and doing nothing about the suffering of other is an entirely human, if not commendable, trait. Sitting around and doing nothing about your own suffering is perhapses the worst perversion to have ever arisen. (for the purposes of this statement activities between two consenting adults, involving but not requiring any number of paraphernalia, for the purpose of sexual relax is not considered self suffering. )

heroes: The Hiro Protagonist in all of us.

most humbling moment: When I called her and all she could talk about was some guy named Mark.

gets me hot: Intelligent conversation, and good cooking. But at the end of the day its all about a cute face.