"i'd join his cult."

"There's something in the way he moves.

I don't want to leave him now."

"Piracy appears to be a suitably radical neophilic domesticated primate. When the revolution comes, I'm sure he will be holding someone's back against the wall."

"I am insanely jealous of his untamed mane of facial hair. Like the dickens!

-TM"

"you are the grand"

"piracy rocks almost as much as I do! I mean it. He comes close, and he's pretty cool, but just a shade shy of being as cool as I am.

TESTIFY!"