age: 43 (Dec 22, 1969)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: writer, bass player, Suicide Girl worshipper

body mods: 11 tats (so far)

gets me hot: Anything that's the opposite of my sad list.

stats: six pack abs covered with foam insulation

crush: My wife

makes me sad: Ignorant/narrow-minded/backstabbing people

heroes: Henry Rollins, Mike Patton, Ginger Wildheart, dUg Pinnick, David Lynch, Alan Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Hitchens

most humbling moment: Reading my profile info on SG.

sign: capricorn (AKA horny goat)

i lost my virginity: and no one turned it in to the lost and found.

makes me happy: SG, naps, coffee, beer, football, cats, music, sex...etc.