Since dirty martinis are less alcoholic than regular martinis (dirty = splash of olive juice, and therefore not pure alcohol), I feel they are the mature and socially responsible drink of choice.
i wanted to send you out an invitation to muthafuckin bangin' house party that's this weekend, august 28th, near doylestown. since you're in the genereal area, i thought you might be interested. all the details are listed on my calander link. check it!
you should join the sgphilly group! there's a party today i'm going to (a housewarming party). i could introduce you.
plus i have a sanrio fan club.