About Me

A vocational aptitude test said I should be a writer, a social worker or a clergyman. I don't want to be any of those things.

age: 33 (Dec 28, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2004

occupation: office drone

i lost my virginity: late, waiting to be "in love". Sucker.

fantasy: You. Me. Getting sticky. And afterwards? No itching or babies.

crush: Mayim Bialik

gets me hot: hard to articulate to here (it's often people-specific)

makes me sad: that more places are starting to smell of sewage