About Me
A vocational aptitude test said I should be a writer, a social worker or a clergyman. I don't want to be any of those things.
age: 33 (Dec 28, 1974)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2004
occupation: office drone
i lost my virginity: late, waiting to be "in love". Sucker.
fantasy: You. Me. Getting sticky. And afterwards? No itching or babies.
crush: Mayim Bialik
gets me hot: hard to articulate to here (it's often people-specific)
makes me sad: that more places are starting to smell of sewage
















