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OK so I need a favor.

America's Got Talent tonight...my friend and sometime employer is ON!!

Coney Island Chris

He's the guy who eats lightbulbs and spits out blood...I hope they show more of his act tonight because it's so much more than that!!

He's a hoot!!!

So I need to to VOTE for Coney Island Chris!!
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pheme:
WOW...he sucked tonight...vote your conscience!
dufsmash13:
cool act but no, whats up hotness? i'm gonna bail here ooo aaa
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GREETINGS!

I have returned and thanks to the benevolence of a wonderful SG member my membership has been renewed!

So Rhode Island was nice, the weather was great and I invited Zorba up for a few days which was nice because he provided a "buffer" between me and the kids.

Ate some EXTREMELY fresh oysters harvested right outside my window on the salt pond and...
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teddy__kgb:
go as 'eileen' from the dexy's midnight runners song. insert joke here.

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aldremech:
Not scary at all dear lady. They did make me laugh, but I cringed at the first one because it made my penis hide blackeyed
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So last night went BETTER than the night before which was EXCELLENT because it was being recorded AND some "industry" people were in the audience.
Not that I'm looking to be discovered, I just don't want to look like a doof in front of Broadway people!

Today, work, matinee, evening show, cast party and then off to Rhode Island for a week.

While I'm away...
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trixxx:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I miss you already, you break a leg and get the heck back here asap!
dmac:
Yay for great performances! Sounds like everything is going just great.

Hurry back, m'dear. You will definitely be missed around these parts.

(By the way, all the zumba classes by decently credentialed and reviewed teachers are only giving classes on T/Th nights and those are the exact nights that I'm teaching ASL out at the university. Why, God, why?!? I'm on the lookout for some weekend classes that are closer to me or some M/W night options. I'll keep you posted!)
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sherrillee:
Break a leg! Sizzling, girl!
trixxx:
you are gonna rock the house tonight!! wish I could come see it
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teddy__kgb:
i have this problem with socks. but shoes? wtf???
tunnel_vision:
Were you wearing one? biggrin
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never EVER get the toilet unclogging stick mixed up with the vacuum unclogging stick
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sherrillee:
Ewwwwwww!
dufsmash13:
i hate it when that happens
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OK...so this weekend...I was awarded a FULL SCHOLARSHIP to go to a Fitness Convention in Orlando FL...
Me, chosen UNANIMOUSLY from thousands of other instructors...I'm still not sure why and I still think that someone's going to call me and say "Oh yeah, we were joking!"

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aldremech:
Congratulations hun smile That is most awesome.
Are you going to get some new booty shorts for this momentous occasion? blush
dufsmash13:
i used to play music with him and he asked me to do some shows...maybe Europe. smile
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sophiesox:
hehe funny biggrin
i___zombie:
I love Eddie!
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aldremech:
OMFG that made me cringe eeek skull
caffeinemonkey:
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So, I have Stigmata.
OK not really but here's what's up.
I have very chapped palms because well, because I do all my own dishes and I ALWAYS forget to put on hand cream.
Now in my fitness class I CLAP, I clap a lot and I clap LOUDLY.
The result is that my palms have split and are bleeding and I swear to...
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poweredbyink:
A friend of mine had the clap once.
big_boy:
Most cathplic girls I know are super naughty tongue
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I just hit my head walking past a beam in the basement that I have walked past a thousand times before and I hit my head.
Hard enough to see stars.
I have a headache and I'm nauseated.

I'd like a little good luck some of the time, just to mix things up a bit!

Yes it's the same cat that is killing the Chia...
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flashmo:
Never thought I would say this, but....I'm praying for poop. (the rest of us Geezers need some of that fiber when you are done with it. NO, that's not what I said, you know what I meant) biggrin
ki1:
owww. bump on the noggin. frown
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trixxx:
I couldn't get a zumba instructor , I am so bummed..the city had never heard of it , and so they wanted to stick with more "traditional " programs ...I really wanted to try it though mad ( i was hoping it would make my ass look like yours hahah)
big_boy:
Why do I have to be a FUCKER