age: 45 (Jun 02, 1967)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2007

occupation: Multimedia programmer

sign: Gemini

stats: 6'0"; 175

heroes: Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.; (Jello) Biafra; Eddie Izzard

gets me hot: Salma Hayek; see current crush.

crush: Laura Silverman. Waaaaay hotter than her sister Sarah.

body mods: 2 Taoist tattoos on back

most humbling moment: The births of Theodor and Zachary

makes me happy: Playing with my sons; playing hockey

into: Music, movies, hockey, gadgets, good smut.

i lost my virginity: Well, I must have, at some point.