age: 28 (Jun 30, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2002

occupation: factory grunt

heroes: the kid in 4th grade that kept me from drowning at the YMCA

makes me happy: days off of work, playing shows, new comics

i lost my virginity: somewhere in that fucking couch.

stats: 6'2" 250

sign: traffic or otherwise?

most humbling moment: getting schooled at a halo party by my buddy's 11 year old nephew

crush: sleeping

gets me hot: the sun, physical activities, insulated clothing, coffee

body mods: 7/16 gauges

into: the north, geek shit,