age: 35 (Aug 11, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2002

occupation: babysitter/slave driver/whipping boy

i lost my virginity: On the same day that I was in two different weddings.

crush: orange

body mods: virgin... lots of scars though

fantasy: John Ashcroft being sodomized by an elephant

sign: kitty

gets me hot: pigtails, long fingernails, biting, bellybuttons, aggressive women, swedes, travelers, dark skin, hair pulling

into: pigtails and movies and art, travel, beaches, mushrooms, the sun, intelligent women and people who are more than a fashion statement and abstract animation and and and the outdoors and hula hoops and

why i did sg: I think I'm falling out of love with this site...

stats: short, dark, big lumpy head