MEMBER SINCE: November 2005

occupation: underemployed

stats: ???

sign: Gemini

fantasy: gotta think of a good one...

crush: Toni Halliday, Miki Berenyi

makes me sad: George Bush, and people like him. Corporate welfare. Wealthy sports teams owners who act like paupers to tap the public treasury. Those who destroy and do not create.

most humbling moment: Hard to say, where to start... but how about one from when I was about eleven? I was in a hotel room with a few people. One of them dropped a milkshake on the rug. I picked up as much of it as I could, and threw it out the fifth floor window. Unbeknownst to me, nearby walking in the parking lot, was a gal in her wedding dress! I did not hear about this until much later. I can only surmise that she did not appreciate that at all! Life does throw us curves...

body mods: None currently, unless you count burns sustained when I was an infant. Mostly on my chest, some scars on my neck from plastic surgery...the face is ok, though. Does this count at all?? Somehow, with the infinite wisdom of a toddler, I overturned a vaporizer on myself. Can't says I remember it, but I bet it hurt! That may sound weak, but there you go...

gets me hot: Have you seen the SNL skit about Colonel Angus? Lauren Christy once said in song, The Boys Don't Ever Get It, But The Girls All Understand? Could it be that was what she was talking about? Just wondering. Baths with a special friend.

i lost my virginity: Serious coitus interruptus. At a girlfriends house at 15, her parents walked in! We were naked as jaybirds! I was barely able to hide my pipe and weed before they saw it. there were empty beer quarts all over the house, other folks were there earlier. I had to wait for a ride home from the parental unit. It was not my best day. Maybe that should have been my most humbling moment. It was in the top five!