Things I learned yesterday.
1.) Girls like pretty things. Sparklers are pretty. So a lot of girls were holding sparklers.
2.) Guys like to blow stuff up.
3.) Fall Off the Bone s Tender Ribs do not really exist. Sure, you could clean the bones, but it was a lot of work. Grill masters claimed it was the ribs fault.
The host had purchased some hot dogs, the kind they serve at Martinsville Speedway. Better than almost everything, but inferior to Nathan's. We arrived late, but the house was lit up like a beacon,with little lamps on both sides of the driveway. There was pizza and fried chicken there waiting for everyone. We all drank a lot of beer.
As I posted below, for a very small town, they put a really good fireworks show. After it finished, we set off the stuff that the host had acquired. The stuff was pretty good.
As we closed the flap on our tent the first night, Aisha noted that was serious orgy potential. Typical Aisha. Most everyone brought a date,but there were some singles who hooked up. Including a guy and a girl who were not attracted to each other, and did not really like each other, but they got so frustrated listening to everyone else they decided they could stomach it. Maybe the heard us; they could not help but do so. Aisha gets very loud when she knows she has an audience.
We come home to empty flat. Some Popeye's Spicy Fried Chicken, some ice cold beer, and we are good for the night. Hot tub and drinking party later tonight,
1.) Girls like pretty things. Sparklers are pretty. So a lot of girls were holding sparklers.
2.) Guys like to blow stuff up.
3.) Fall Off the Bone s Tender Ribs do not really exist. Sure, you could clean the bones, but it was a lot of work. Grill masters claimed it was the ribs fault.
The host had purchased some hot dogs, the kind they serve at Martinsville Speedway. Better than almost everything, but inferior to Nathan's. We arrived late, but the house was lit up like a beacon,with little lamps on both sides of the driveway. There was pizza and fried chicken there waiting for everyone. We all drank a lot of beer.
As I posted below, for a very small town, they put a really good fireworks show. After it finished, we set off the stuff that the host had acquired. The stuff was pretty good.
As we closed the flap on our tent the first night, Aisha noted that was serious orgy potential. Typical Aisha. Most everyone brought a date,but there were some singles who hooked up. Including a guy and a girl who were not attracted to each other, and did not really like each other, but they got so frustrated listening to everyone else they decided they could stomach it. Maybe the heard us; they could not help but do so. Aisha gets very loud when she knows she has an audience.
We come home to empty flat. Some Popeye's Spicy Fried Chicken, some ice cold beer, and we are good for the night. Hot tub and drinking party later tonight,