Why do people have problems Spam? Why associate with junk e mail?
Spam is the pork shoulder. That is where pulled pork comes from, the most tender part of the hog. The Renonwed Mister Brow is a pork shoulder roast. Spiced and canned.
Why confuse millions of dollars for you in Nigeria with lunch?
Spam is the pork shoulder. That is where pulled pork comes from, the most tender part of the hog. The Renonwed Mister Brow is a pork shoulder roast. Spiced and canned.
Why confuse millions of dollars for you in Nigeria with lunch?
Could you whisper in my ear
The things you want to feel
I'd give you anything
To feel it coming
Do you wake up on your own
And wonder where you are
You live with all your faults
I want to wake up where you are
I won't say anything
So why don't you slide?
Don't suppose I'll ever know
What it means to be a man
It's something I can't change
I'll live around it
I want to wake up where you are
I won't say anything
So why don't you slide?
I'll do everything you ever dreamed to be complete
Little pieces of the nothing that fall
Oh, May
Put your arms around me
What you feel is what you are
And what you are is beautiful
Oh, May
Do you want to get married? Or run away?
Why don't you slide into my room?
We'll run away.
The things you want to feel
I'd give you anything
To feel it coming
Do you wake up on your own
And wonder where you are
You live with all your faults
I want to wake up where you are
I won't say anything
So why don't you slide?
Don't suppose I'll ever know
What it means to be a man
It's something I can't change
I'll live around it
I want to wake up where you are
I won't say anything
So why don't you slide?
I'll do everything you ever dreamed to be complete
Little pieces of the nothing that fall
Oh, May
Put your arms around me
What you feel is what you are
And what you are is beautiful
Oh, May
Do you want to get married? Or run away?
Why don't you slide into my room?
We'll run away.
Blog about sports.
May I post about sports?
Los Angeles and New Jersey will play for the Stanley Cup, neither of them deserves to. The NHL playoffs rewards the team with hot goaltenders.
The Vancouver Canucks are the best hockey team in the world. Two years in a row, now.
Early in the hockey season, the Dallas Stars roared out of the gates. They finished out of the playoffs. right now, the Baltimore Orioles are the top team in the fight club knows as the AL East.
Like the Stars, they will fade.
The start of the seasons show the shape of things to come.
What the Canucks are now, what the Texas Rangers are now, the Stars and the Orioles will be soon. They did things right, building through the minor league systems. Young players tend to crack under pressure. That is why they will fade as youngsters, and beat the world in a few years.
I dislike the Bird's throwback caps. Do you remember how ugly baseball uniforms used to be?
May I post about sports?
Los Angeles and New Jersey will play for the Stanley Cup, neither of them deserves to. The NHL playoffs rewards the team with hot goaltenders.
The Vancouver Canucks are the best hockey team in the world. Two years in a row, now.
Early in the hockey season, the Dallas Stars roared out of the gates. They finished out of the playoffs. right now, the Baltimore Orioles are the top team in the fight club knows as the AL East.
Like the Stars, they will fade.
The start of the seasons show the shape of things to come.
What the Canucks are now, what the Texas Rangers are now, the Stars and the Orioles will be soon. They did things right, building through the minor league systems. Young players tend to crack under pressure. That is why they will fade as youngsters, and beat the world in a few years.
I dislike the Bird's throwback caps. Do you remember how ugly baseball uniforms used to be?
When your girlfriend is perfect, you must adjust.
When your girlfriend is not perfect, you must adjust as if she is.
When your girlfriend is not perfect, you must adjust as if she is.
I MADE AISHA SQUIRT!
Not a big deal, lots of women squirt. Not Aisha, though. Not until last night.
Her routine is set. She gets home around six or seven; it varies. She drinks the two martinis I have made for her, dusty dry and a little dirty, in a pitcher in our mini fridge. After she has relaxed a little bit, she takes a shower, and uses the waterproof vibrator or gets up close and personal with the shower head. Then she comes out, eats dinner, watches television.
She rarely deviates from this.
Last night, she did. She pulled me into our room, ordered me to strip, and did so herself. Brief fellatio to get me ready, and declined my offer of cunnilingus. We waisted no time. The only difference was she masturbated furiously, something very rare during sex. The first time she squirted, I did not recognize it; she held to tell me. As I withdrew, I did notice some liquid seeping out of her. The next time, she asked me to pull out, and I did see her squirt.
She finished me in the shower afterward, up against the wall.
Aisha said the advantages are a huge orgasm, but she has had bigger. Second, like being gang banged or airtight sex, she can cross offer her list of sex things she wanted to do.
Disadvantage is just the one orgasm. Normally, if she concentrates hard enough, she can stay at climax for over a minute, having orgasms the entire time. When she squirts, that is it. She has to build up all over again.
I do not know if we this is going to become a regular event. We will be in Mexico in late August, it would be a good outdoor activity.
At any rate, it is alwasy good to add something to your sexual arsenal.
Not a big deal, lots of women squirt. Not Aisha, though. Not until last night.
Her routine is set. She gets home around six or seven; it varies. She drinks the two martinis I have made for her, dusty dry and a little dirty, in a pitcher in our mini fridge. After she has relaxed a little bit, she takes a shower, and uses the waterproof vibrator or gets up close and personal with the shower head. Then she comes out, eats dinner, watches television.
She rarely deviates from this.
Last night, she did. She pulled me into our room, ordered me to strip, and did so herself. Brief fellatio to get me ready, and declined my offer of cunnilingus. We waisted no time. The only difference was she masturbated furiously, something very rare during sex. The first time she squirted, I did not recognize it; she held to tell me. As I withdrew, I did notice some liquid seeping out of her. The next time, she asked me to pull out, and I did see her squirt.
She finished me in the shower afterward, up against the wall.
Aisha said the advantages are a huge orgasm, but she has had bigger. Second, like being gang banged or airtight sex, she can cross offer her list of sex things she wanted to do.
Disadvantage is just the one orgasm. Normally, if she concentrates hard enough, she can stay at climax for over a minute, having orgasms the entire time. When she squirts, that is it. She has to build up all over again.
I do not know if we this is going to become a regular event. We will be in Mexico in late August, it would be a good outdoor activity.
At any rate, it is alwasy good to add something to your sexual arsenal.
Obama endorsed gay marriage today. This made a lot of people in the office happy, for a moment. I was not one of them. Vi said "He cooked his own goose! He can't win now!"
I made the point that this changes almost zero votes. The number of people who are deliriously happy about this is about equal to the number of people who are deeply angered about this. Very few people will base thier vote on this. The people who are happy and the people who are angry have probably already made up thier minds So I do not see any political fallout.
If I find any reasonable information about political fallout I do not see, I will note in future blogs.
I made the point that this changes almost zero votes. The number of people who are deliriously happy about this is about equal to the number of people who are deeply angered about this. Very few people will base thier vote on this. The people who are happy and the people who are angry have probably already made up thier minds So I do not see any political fallout.
If I find any reasonable information about political fallout I do not see, I will note in future blogs.
Why celebrate Cinco De Mayo?
Ellerslie
Fletching
Beyond that, it is a Mexican holiday. Why should we even think about it?
First of all, it is a very minor day in Mexico. It is celebrated a little in Puebla, where the battle was fought in 1862. There were other battles to be fought before Mexico gained independence.
In the 1860's, Mexico was crushed by foreign debt. England sent a fleet, but came to an agreement. France invaded. Collecting debt was the excuse, but Napoleon III hated the US, currently involved in the Civil War. At the very least, Napoleon wanted to split the Union, and use his base in extreme northern Mexico to aid the Confederacy. With the Confederacy short of industry and weapons, the French could have tipped the balance.
Of course, it was a perfect time to invade the US. The French Army was considered the best in the world at the time. That might have been the ultimate aim of Napoleon III.
As the French marched north, 8,000 soldiers with the best equipment France had, they were defeated by 4,000 poorly equipped Mexicans. Needless to say, had the French won, the US might look very different today.
So, tomorrow, while you are drinking Mexican beer (try Pacifico and Dos X Lager), slamming tequila, and eating tacos tomorrow, think about those Mexican patriots who saved the US.
Ellerslie
Fletching
Beyond that, it is a Mexican holiday. Why should we even think about it?
First of all, it is a very minor day in Mexico. It is celebrated a little in Puebla, where the battle was fought in 1862. There were other battles to be fought before Mexico gained independence.
In the 1860's, Mexico was crushed by foreign debt. England sent a fleet, but came to an agreement. France invaded. Collecting debt was the excuse, but Napoleon III hated the US, currently involved in the Civil War. At the very least, Napoleon wanted to split the Union, and use his base in extreme northern Mexico to aid the Confederacy. With the Confederacy short of industry and weapons, the French could have tipped the balance.
Of course, it was a perfect time to invade the US. The French Army was considered the best in the world at the time. That might have been the ultimate aim of Napoleon III.
As the French marched north, 8,000 soldiers with the best equipment France had, they were defeated by 4,000 poorly equipped Mexicans. Needless to say, had the French won, the US might look very different today.
So, tomorrow, while you are drinking Mexican beer (try Pacifico and Dos X Lager), slamming tequila, and eating tacos tomorrow, think about those Mexican patriots who saved the US.
Tea.
Long Island Ice Tea, specifically.
Not really a Long Island Ice Tea, Whiskey, run, vodka, splash of sweet and sour, and 12 ounces of Coca-Cola. It tastes good, and I am getting drunk. And that is the important thing, right?
Long Island Ice Tea, specifically.
Not really a Long Island Ice Tea, Whiskey, run, vodka, splash of sweet and sour, and 12 ounces of Coca-Cola. It tastes good, and I am getting drunk. And that is the important thing, right?
Fuck yeah! Amarena is pink! Amarena Suicide...has a nice ring to it.
This is what I love to see. She submitted some sets, did not quite make it. She kept up with it, and...viola! Pink!
To Hopefuls! Stick with it!
To members...look at Hopeful sets. Show them love, Say something nice to them. Offer advice when you can.
Most of all, appreciate what they do. They pose in the hope that you will like them. They all deserve respect and love.
This is what I love to see. She submitted some sets, did not quite make it. She kept up with it, and...viola! Pink!
To Hopefuls! Stick with it!
To members...look at Hopeful sets. Show them love, Say something nice to them. Offer advice when you can.
Most of all, appreciate what they do. They pose in the hope that you will like them. They all deserve respect and love.
