age: 32 (Dec 25, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: I love Gloves, and Zombies

stats: Thin, pale, basically a Zombie.

most humbling moment: The day I was born I would think.

body mods: Various tattoos in various places that I will refrain from mentioning.

makes me sad: my ex, misunderstandings, yelling

fantasy: 4 more years of the "W" administration, and Demi Moore and a jar Smuckers rasberry preserves.

into: A helluva mess.

i lost my virginity: To Rowdy Roddy Piper

makes me happy: Randy, being able to buy bubble gum, beer, C-SPAN's coverage of the Bitish house of Commons. Knowing the history of fine men's clothing.

crush: The smell of old Bakelite

sign: Epicene