About Me

It is with great privilege that you have stumbled across this page, for what you see before you may be the greatest miracle of modern science: half man, half ox, half 45... errr... We're still working out the math, but in the meantime - BEHOLD!

age: 31 (Feb 22, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2004

occupation: Markup monkey & part-time delusionary

heroes: My pops (it's easy, but c'mon...)

i lost my virginity: ...to my best friend's girl. Ouch. Sorry, Ben.

sign: Pisces

crush: Kat Von D; Meadow Soprano; Rachel McAdams;

body mods: Tramp stamp; greeezy 'stache; Dragon scale helmet; +5 Sleaze;