age: 37 (Jun 26, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2007

occupation: Professional adventurer, Cook for hire and former cult leader.

gets me hot: Talk dirty to me....

crush: Tank girl

into: I was made for the expressed purpose of subduing the mutated dinosaur called Godzilla.

stats: Undetermined

i lost my virginity: To a married nymphomaniac with big breasts

makes me happy: Fancy and expensive suites. To show my great proficiency with the lariat and hand-to-hand combat. Demonstrate my skills with my sword accompanied by my small, furry pet. Even more expansive clothes.

makes me sad: Bad neurosurgeons, lazy construction workers, professional jugglers who turns into a criminal behaviour and industrial espionage.

heroes: Fantastic four

sign: Twins

fantasy: To be everyone's bedroom honey in a female prison.