Worked sixteen hours, slept five, then worked another sixteen. Decided to take a shower when I got home this morning and ended up falling asleep standing in the shower. Woke up thirty minutes later according to the shower clock. Spent the next five minutes quietly fascinated by the size of of my penis and how it differs from, say, the size of my leg or the size of my hand.

So in final scoring, top marks to my body for somehow maintaining my balance, and a bonus for being composed of differently sized parts. A penalty to my brain, for letting me fall asleep in the shower, and also for deciding I should share this experience with SG.

Have a surprising day!

Worked sixteen hours, slept five, then worked another sixteen. Decided to take a shower when I got home this morning and ended up falling asleep standing in the shower. Woke up thirty minutes later according to the shower clock. Spent the next five minutes quietly fascinated by the size of of my penis and how it differs from, say, the size of my leg or the size of my hand.

So in final scoring, top marks to my body for somehow maintaining my balance, and a bonus for being composed of differently sized parts. A penalty to my brain, for letting me fall asleep in the shower, and also for deciding I should share this experience with SG.

Have a surprising day!