"One time he was ok with me masturbating in the corner, it was an awesome time "

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xoxoxoxo"

"cool and funny cat i enjoy hanging with him, also he's a brave man proven from SSS2"

"Booty, booty, booty, Booooty, Boooooooty

What can I say, I've known the guy since middle school and we've been great friends ever since. and hell I've probably slept over his house more than most people..... on his couch that is

Yarrr I dance on your grave "

"I like him. cool guy."

"sweetest ever! xoxo"

"such good vibes man, how weirdly appropriate of a name but how awesome it was so nice to meet you and i hope we can hang out sometime "

"Uber sweet and was very welcoming at the first moment I met him. Can't wait to develop more of a solid friendship and get to know him much better. It can only get better from here "

"You're so awesome."

"I exactally what his name says.
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"a scholar,athlete,professional drinker..... and like the name says a nice guy it's because of people like him that i have stuck around this site for as long as i have."

"Super cool guy. And FUNNY! He has the ability to say really hillarious things and keep a straight face."

"He shares not only my name but my love for...............
what was it again? Oh yeah hot naked chicks with tattoos and piercings!

He is also a lot of fun to hang with cause he knows like 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 drinking card games

Edited to add the following:

Also kicks ass on long road trips !!!"

"I was your first testimonial!

I'm leaving you another one.

You're still damn sexy."