age: 38 (Mar 05, 1975)
MEMBER SINCE: April 2003
occupation: funny for money / non profiteer
body mods: I am too wussy.
crush: girls
stats: I am taller than most.
i lost my virginity: And I'd like to apologize to the young lady. I had NO idea what I was doing.
makes me sad: Puppies being crushed.
most humbling moment: When I was 12 and my doctor asked me if I was sexually active, I told him I was because I wanted to seem cool. He gave me an embarassing half-hour lecture on how to use condoms.
sign: Schmign
into: Waiting for Friendster to Work, Comedy, Writing, Performing, Reading, Make-Out Parties, Painting Pictures of Robots, Stowing my tray table in the full and upright position, Objects Made of Gummy
makes me happy: Unexpected letters.
gets me hot: See above.
It is with great pleasure that I announce that the improv team I've been performing with for a little over a year, Trophy Wife, was recently given a mention in New York magazine. Under a listing of comedy in Los Angeles, we were dubbed a "Name To Watch"
Want to actually watch us? Feel free to visit the I.O. West Website to see our upcoming performances. We're performing, for example, tonight at 10, tomorrow at 9:30, and Friday at some godawful hour.
Or you can just watch our name, as New York Magazine suggests. But really, it just sits there.
--opus
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