"Do-over! Hilarious, heart of gold. Lover of pickles and future King of New Zealand. This guy is the real deal."

"Five years I have known this man. Here's to five more."

"Oni made me my very own pot smoking room AND let me give him pig tails. ftw!"

"This dude has gotten laid more times off of knowing me than I have off of being me "

"kindof a jerk by nature, but really the best roommate i could ask for "

"Two years later, you still have more testimonials than I do.

Your charisma is strong, my friend."

"You have to love a man who will walk around with your bra on his head."

"Tall, funny, and uberhot. Oninotaki can molest me anytime. As long as the "punch me in the face" offer still stands."

"Oni can entertain a whole table full of people all by himself. I can second everyone on the pickle and the hat thing. He is a great guy, really nice and managed to hold my attenetion for a while which most guys cann't (people on this site seem to be an exception).
Cann't wait to hang out again "

"*ahem*

Mr Oni is the sweetest...and he can KINDA catch anumal crackers with his mouth...so that kinda makes him a ninja.

i wish i could get to know him better

maybe help him on his quest for that dorky girl of his dreams"

"All I know is he likes pickles way too much, and he is awsome to hang out with
"

"This guy is the greatest. He'll greet you with a big hug, steal your hat, throat a pickle, and violate you while you're handcuffed. What more can you ask for? How about a massage! "

"Way good people. A quality Stand up guy!. I hope to hang out with him some more so I can wright a more quality stand up testi.....



That is alll... nothing to see.... go back to your homes...."

"Oninotaki is so great he gets two testimonials from me. I know you're saying "two testimonials from the amazing lastbadger. It can't be so ." But yes look through them and see. He is that great."

"Oninotaki is crazy.

And likes pickles.


And getting head from EvanX "