age: 67 (Mar 04, 1945)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2005

occupation: Film Visionary/Scallywag/Explorer

fantasy: add you to the previous...

sign: CAUTION: SHARP SHOULDERS

stats: Dustin Hoffman's stunt double

crush: women in sensable shoes. women in unsensable shoes. women with no shoes.

i lost my virginity: new years 2002...to the Devil...in a woodshed...i screamed like a dying rat...he laughed

most humbling moment: The pregnancy scare 5 days before I left for school. Daddies can't be film students. A close second was on Koa Tao in Thailand. van...piericings...transvestites...little pill in my drink...er ...

makes me happy: Loud music, loud bikes, bad ass acoustic rock in the park, pleasure from pain, travels to places more exotic than Resort Mexico, pub drinking, bagpipes

into: Whatever is making me happy at the moment. right now it's a combination of pictures, words and evil pixy dust.

body mods: a few holes, some phantom ink that should have been put on when i had the money, pneumatic stilts bolted to shins, alloy bat wings grafted to my spine

gets me hot: packaging tape, bjork, properly insulated ducting...fuck that makes me horny