age: 31 (Jun 07, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: vet tech-i'm a dog nurse

stats: hmph. i'm a skinny white guy.

makes me happy: when you stop talking about your problems and get the fuck on with your life

sign: gemini for all my dawgs

most humbling moment: humility is for children and the elderly.

fantasy: having wolverine style claws, being in the NBA, at the same time.

makes me sad: most of the films fassbinder made. when Thaddeus feels sick.

i lost my virginity: I didn't get to finish, cause she said it hurt, but it was actually cause she was cheating on her boyfriend and he was on his way home--i didn't know she even had a boyfriend until months later. I remember the second time more fondly cause it involved free pottery, soccer uniforms and showers.

crush: myself. (i should probably lie, huh? well tough shit)

body mods: used to have nipples, got taken out in jail--ha ha ha, they didn't give them back and by then they'd grown shut.

gets me hot: i don't know, watching you drink milk with diapers on? eating popcorn in a truck? Knowing lyrics to Kool Keith songs?