age: 26 (Jan 26, 1987)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2008

occupation: "spook"

gets me hot: target-rich environments

stats: 5' 8" 145lbs of anger

i lost my virginity: the usual way

crush: zooey deschanel, jenny lewis, and care failure

most humbling moment: occurs daily

body mods: lots of ink and shrapnel scars

into: beautiful strangers, zombies, string theory, water, evolution, music

fantasy: unlimited ammunition

heroes: arthur fonzarelli and theodore roosevelt

makes me sad: being interrupted, noise complaints, missing people, price of gas, being lost