age: 25 (Jan 26, 1987)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2008

occupation: "spook"

heroes: arthur fonzarelli and theodore roosevelt

makes me sad: being interrupted, noise complaints, missing people, price of gas, being lost

stats: 5' 8" 145lbs of anger

fantasy: unlimited ammunition

sign: aquarius

most humbling moment: occurs daily

crush: zooey deschanel, jenny lewis, and care failure

i lost my virginity: the usual way

makes me happy: making out, road trips, surprises, welsh corgis, attention, compliments, flying

body mods: lots of ink and shrapnel scars