oddwobbler

Woah, new site feature..

All my old profile jokes don't make sense anymore....

Another WOOHOO!!! & geek post

The flu is gone, gooooone awaaay

As I type, a big bowl o' Pho' is getting slurped and chop-sticked down the pie-hole What the fuck is a pie-hole? It's that hole you put pie into silly! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The ghetto mini-milling table is finally done, thanks to my new best friends HDPE (that same plastic stuff milk gallon jugs and cutting...
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WOOHOO!!!


Call me Boris the Bullet Dodger, I got to keep my title of corporate punching dummy (for another 6 months at least).
Why? Because he dodges bullets, Avi!

Procrastination CAN have it's advantages!

Thanks Mikey!!! That's taking one for the team (you know you wanted the job anyways) I'm sure covering my shit while I'm on vacation wasn't exactly the signing bonus you were...
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WooooooW

I forgot how nice it is to call in sick (when you're ACTUALLY sick).. All this time I just went in and bared with it.. yea.. WHAT A CHUMP!!!

I kinda feel like I took a hit of weak acid or something

SUDAFED IS THE DEVIL- HOT TOTTIES ARE THE SHIT!!!!!

WEEEEE!!!!!

Don't get me wrong, I looove the holidays

But... I'm so glad they're over

It's really nice to have a New Years where the police don't get involved

Fuck Windows

Fuck drivers

Fuck wiping EVERYTHING

fuckit... I want a penguin

ugh... belly full

*bonk*

*snoooooore*

I am such a frikkin kid sometimes...

7 outdated game consoles and I just can't throw away any of them...

I'd kill for some spinach right about now

Sweet frikkin christ.

After searching the ENTIRE internet,I can't find EXACTLY what I want.

Fuck this, I want my money back