age: 42 (Jun 02, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2005

occupation: at home depot, you can do it... your damn self.

makes me happy: my wife, sleep, coffee, music, bacon, dark chocolate

stats: poor, bald and shabby looking

crush: my wife, my 5-year-long-and-counting crush.

i lost my virginity: i prefer 'misplaced'

gets me hot: that's secret.

body mods: kevlar patch holding in some of my innards; corner of left ear donated to some dog as a snacky-bit when i was 5

into: spelling, grammar and punctuation. mmmm, good times.

most humbling moment: being laid off the first time. and the second time. and third.

fantasy: don't do fantasy. real life is weird enough for me.

makes me sad: any lack of the aforementioned. also, people who can't spell.