"Octo and I hit it off right away. Great smile, an easy personality and damned if she isn't smart too! Advice: don't go up against her in strip connect four. No one has seen her naked!"

"A Sweet Awesome lady, that I can proudly say I was mounted by in Twister! haha She also is a great cook and has a lovely sense of humor... Butt lube "

"I've never read so much hype about a woman, and then have her completely measure up! She is ten ninjas, armed with an unearthly beauty and a razor-sharp wit. Plus she can cook superbly."

"Octological is a wonderful person to hang out with. She's got a sparkly personality and is very interesting. I have never had her cooking but from what I've read, I'd be willing to believe she's a dynamite cook."

"So, now that testimonials are being brought back like snap bracelets, my first one is going RIGHT HERE. Octo is one of my favorite people in the world, and I consider turning her on to SG one of the Great Works of my life. This woman is awesome."