"I have wanted to meet this girl for so long and now that i have i am one happy monotreme, shes as gorgeous as i knew she would be ."

"Do you want to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight??
<3"

"I have finally met the beautiful Nymphetalona and she was all that and more, this girl is pure soul sugar and I was happy to indulge."

"If she were to be incarnated as a Scoby Doo monster, she'd be a lava-girl on account of her firey-ness."

"This girl is superior awesome."