age: 27 (Jun 12, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: Editor in Chief of a Literary Mag./Student/Robber Baron

crush: a woman that probably doesn't exist, but Katie Suicide is up there

fantasy: to move the ball foreward creatively, socially, or both. the rest involve nudity and gwar.

stats: 6'2'', 190

body mods: i took everything out, and now that the holes are all closed or almost closed, i want em back. now.

into: traditional hot rods, horror, sex, music, life, art, writing

makes me happy: failing and making mistakes and being able to move on and grow. hookah, pita, and hummus, boobies, dead guy ale, hot tubs.

sign: gemini

makes me sad: america, complacency, not meeting any awesome women, dry spells.

most humbling moment: every day

i lost my virginity: when my parents were in Nebraska.