About Me

not_tom is a captivating, intoxicating individual. Around whom, birds suddenly appear, and choruses of angels sing hymns to his bonny face. Sadly, unless not_tom tells you more about himself, this is all you'll ever know about him.

age: 45 (Mar 16, 1968)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: fixing other people's problems

i lost my virginity: and never looked back

crush: italian roast (as recommended by kitschy) - though its really ground.

most humbling moment: watching someone's life slip away

makes me happy: see 5 items....

gets me hot: a good sandwich - extra spicy