age: 37 (Feb 24, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2012

occupation: Not strangling customers

most humbling moment: Everyday so far

sign: Pisces

makes me sad: When the rum is gone

into: Girls, RPG's, Zombie survival tactics, target shooting

stats: 6'2"

fantasy: dating a SuicideGirl

i lost my virginity: 14, in girlfriends room. Boring really.

body mods: none

gets me hot: Cleavage, nipples, bondage, tattoos, women willing to share the above

makes me happy: Cute girls with low scooped shirts, a snuggle partner, Kraken rum