age: 32 (Aug 11, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2004

occupation: Currently studying to become a renaissance man

makes me happy: SuicideGirls, Placebo, and again, of course, my Julianne

sign: Leo... the lion says, "Raaawr!"

crush: Julianne

stats: I'm tall. I'm thin. I'm athletic. Does that make me cool?

i lost my virginity: to my hand long before I lost it to another person... Naughty hand!

gets me hot: At the risk of sounding like a broken record: SuicideGirls, Placebo, and again, of course, my Julianne

into: Julianne, and anything involving her; angry poetry; music in almost all of its variations (except country); fashion, especially ugly scarves!; buttons and pins with clever messages, such as "Of course we call come from monkeys, look at your mom!"

most humbling moment: Being placed on academic probation from a community college after having once been accepted to Princeton. Way to go, me!

makes me sad: Pedantic antics, unnecessary drama, homophobes, the Army, drunken losers whose girlfriends pay all their bills because they can't get a job and can't get over the fact that they are not soldiers in the Army anymore, but who still have the TENACITY to talk shit about me because I wear eyeliner and nail polish. Oh yeah, and guys with nasty looking soul-patches or just bad facial hair in general.

body mods: A serpentine dragon coiled into a bit of a Celtic knot on my right forearm. Once finally seperated from the military, planned: nipples repierced and ears pierced, heraldic crest on tattooed at the base of my neck, and the anniversary of my cousin's death in Roman numerals on my left shoulder