About Me

I am a captivating, intoxicating individual. Around me, birds suddenly appear, and choruses of angels sing hymns to my bonny face. Sadly, unless I feel like telling you more about myself, this is all you'll ever know about me.

age: 24 (Jul 12, 1987)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2006

occupation: MILF / Baker / Foodie

sign: Cancer (Sun Sign), Aquarius Moon Sign & Virgo Rising, whatev

crush: My Lover (Chris), now my husband, Scarlett Johansen, Thora Birch, Ali Larter, SG

makes me sad: Your mom! And smooshed animals on the road. I cry when I step on snails.

heroes: Stewie Griffin, Captain Garbanzo and his sidekick Chickpea, SG