nervejed

what the fuck? i met a girl and thought she was fucking awesome. as it turns out, she's completely smitten by hairy idiots with enormous heads and too much metal shit in their faces. so i guess it all pans out

It would be cocky to say I could drink anyone under the table. But it would just be really stupid if I then proceeded to try.

I can't stop jacking off!

i rejoined the site because my hot tattoo boss and my hot receptionist piercing apprentice co-worker told me they were both on there, in one form or another. actually, one of them was waiting on a photo shoot, i think. i promised them that i would make a return to check out their shits.

i have not found anything yet, but hey! new boobs!

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The only good way to get rid of a leech, be it attached to your arm or lodged in your nasal cavity, is to take a lit cigar and burn it off. Solid Snake has taught us so much, why must medical science interfere?

please, baby... call me jed. Jed Lowenthal Epstein, Distinguished.

even though it's almost a physical impossibility to have found my little page any way other than my comments on the spider-man 2 page, go there anyway and read some of the comments. people have been debating who would win in a fight, and the most popular match-up has, of course, been batman and superman.

you...
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Wahh... wahh. I'm so suicidal, guys. I'm suicidal... for QUIZNO'S SUBS!

Roland Quizno made another clockwise turn with the stick. both ends of a rope were attached to it, and through the eye of it was his wife's head and neck. "That'll teach you to reduce the size of the buns by a third," he said quietly, but with enough pitch to ring past her...
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Everyone is cool with piercings. I too am cool with piercings, but only of the variety that glows and vibrates and makes me look like a fucking clownshoe.