Read through the first 4 chapters of Kurt Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five", great so far.
I'm finished with my final exams at school and am now attempting to find a temporary job doing whatever it is I have to do over the holidays to make money. This way I can miss all this festival/celebration/be happy bullshit that happens annually. I would rather be working a back-breaking-blister-and-callous-forming job rather than celebrate something that I don't have much of a concern with.
Ask yourself this question:
'If I were Santa. What would I do?'
I would guarantee that all the naughty kids would get billy clubs and mace to do whatever they want to with it. The good kids would recieve porno mags, fresh smut, and probably a few pictures of their parent's on their wedding night. I would give Mrs. Clause a rubber penis. I would send the reindeer off to their natural habitat so they could reproduce other flying reindeer. I would give parents a pamphlet on why it's not healthy to bring a child into this world today. I would give the poor a place to crash at rich folks houses, and the rich would recieve an iron maiden for shelter.
I would then indulge in drinking myself stupid at strip bars. Then I would probably crash out in the sleigh with whoever was dancing on the pole that night.
I'm finished with my final exams at school and am now attempting to find a temporary job doing whatever it is I have to do over the holidays to make money. This way I can miss all this festival/celebration/be happy bullshit that happens annually. I would rather be working a back-breaking-blister-and-callous-forming job rather than celebrate something that I don't have much of a concern with.
Ask yourself this question:
'If I were Santa. What would I do?'
I would guarantee that all the naughty kids would get billy clubs and mace to do whatever they want to with it. The good kids would recieve porno mags, fresh smut, and probably a few pictures of their parent's on their wedding night. I would give Mrs. Clause a rubber penis. I would send the reindeer off to their natural habitat so they could reproduce other flying reindeer. I would give parents a pamphlet on why it's not healthy to bring a child into this world today. I would give the poor a place to crash at rich folks houses, and the rich would recieve an iron maiden for shelter.
I would then indulge in drinking myself stupid at strip bars. Then I would probably crash out in the sleigh with whoever was dancing on the pole that night.