Sunday Oct 09, 2011

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Wish I had someone to cuddle with frown
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c_iggy:
come to milwaukee? :3
jmdb:
do you want a sandwich, me and my boyfriend will cuddle with you

Tuesday Sep 13, 2011

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Annnnnnnnnd........
I'm single again....
poop
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needlefucked:
Gosh Darn it! I think this is the second mixed roofie drink you've offerend me! I don't remember what the first tasted, maybe I'll take up the second offer, to refresh my memory!
jxmann:
LOL, you said "Gosh Darn It" im sorry, i may have giggled a little bit when i read that. Reminded me of Nicholas Cage in 'Kick Ass'.

Oh and Bee Tee Dub


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Tengo El Gato Los Pantelones


Saturday Sep 10, 2011

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If only it were this simple


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acanthostega:
if only. lol
jxmann:
I cant speak for every male in the world, but if you try to stick a coin in me im going to be pretty upset...

Saturday Sep 10, 2011

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Why can't I find a decent man!?
I miss being sweet-talked frown
slackkey:
Yes I say the same thing abt finding a woman.
shield_agent81:
i know the feeling... frown

Saturday Aug 27, 2011

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OMG! Has this every happened to anyone else.
I was on the train today and some girl had a huge tattoo on her back....
So I say to her, "Excuse me, may I see your back piece?"
She agrees and tells me to simply look down her shirt..... So I do (She's wearing a polka dot bra).
I tell her its very pretty, then she...
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needlefucked:
@jayenh
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
That is good stuff!
slackkey:
Wow, aren't you lucky!!

Friday Aug 26, 2011

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Today was a great day!
I received a message from the hottest girl on this damn site!
When I noticed I had a message from her, I creamed my pants.... True story!
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jxmann:
see i knew there was some truth to this story...
acanthostega:
haha... love this post!

Monday Aug 22, 2011

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Time to get serious about getting in shape!
Who's willing to keep me motivated?!
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richard_:
Get yo ass to the gym!!

(hows that?)
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needlefucked:
Ranger Dave soooo had me pumped......
Thanks Richard, you RUINED my motivation!

Tuesday Aug 16, 2011

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WHY CAN'T I JUST BE FILTHY RICH!!!!! Anyone out there in cyberland studying to take the MCITP Server Admin test? Anyone?!
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supersudz:
not me. . . but i wish you the best of luck!
thefreddy:
Saw your post in the Chicago group. You live in the Midway area? Whoa, I'm in Pilsen. Weirdness.

Sunday Jul 31, 2011

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How you going to tell me you want to be my new drug of choice.... and when I need my fix give me the "I have a headache" excuse!
Am I not fuckable?!
Had I known, I would've gotten the sure fix....
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needlefucked:
Oh Mr. Jmann! You are so knowledgeable!
So whats the best approach?~
jxmann:
Best approach to doing what exactly lol? and thanks, just been through it a couple times i suppose...

And if you want oyu can message me, i kinda forgot to look this far down my feed haha.

Wednesday Jul 13, 2011

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So I think I need to take a ROYAL shit...
but when I looked through my contacts,
I remembered I deleted you.... I hate being constipated,
So I'll shit in public and hope you sniff me out, oh you've always been so good at that...
You catch your prey because you hunt the sick....
Ha ha mother fucker, the jokes on you...
Karma cashed in...
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punchy_mcsmash:
boy problems?
needlefucked:
Yea, that's it..... boy problems

Monday Feb 14, 2011

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I wish I could just cave into your fuckin warmth again.
Let you fuck me like you did the first time... But it's never like the first time
My soul yearns for you to penetrate my every senses...
and I inhale so deep...... I stop breathing.....I forget that its necessary.....
and when I finally exhale..if I ever exhale again
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needlefucked:
yes, to an extent....
peepsy:
Thankyou!! Hi and welcome smile

Thursday Feb 10, 2011

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Fuckin hate dreams were you relive past events you wished you never lived to begin with.
They'll feel so real you can feel the warmth all through your body.
Because it's so good you can't do it once.
I kept wondering what it was that was keeping me up, why am I so fuckin anxious all the god damn time.
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rizzo:
Thanks hun!
I actually live near O'Hare... goddamn planes flying over my neighborhood at all hours of the day...

btw, you're wicked cute and I love the fact that you list Michelle Rodriguez as your crush. love
needlefucked:
I would totally do her in a heart beat! So you'd list yourself as a raver... drop some e smoke some bud and watch strobe lights all night!! eeek