so yeah... i'm going grey tomorrow...

laters.

- mike

too rad.

i just got carded at the liquor store buying some vodka... the guy seriously didn't believe i was 31, because he's 31 and looks worked.

apparently drinking on a regular basis keeps one looking young...

so yeah, i'll be getting younger all weekend.

so yeah, i put all my snow gear away yesterday...

another season's come and gone...

my car looks funny without the rack...

superman wears one, boy wonder too
in fact, all of the super heroes do
that certain strap of leather that every real man needs
i bought myself a codpiece, i bought it c.o.d.
you call my a plum smuggler i see you staring at my sack
you can be a bed wetter, nancy boy or half a fag
but to be a real man, support is what you need
so strap on your cods and repeat after me:

never covet thy neighbor's cod - codpiece!
don't use cod's name in vein - codpice!
do unto your neighbor's cod as you would have done unto your's

the joys of a codpiece are a many splendored thing
to have your nuts nestled in a sweaty leather sling
so stand up and be counted and wear your cod with pride
united we are codpiece now hear our battle cry

never covet thy neighbor's cod - codpiece!
don't use cod's name in vein - codpice!
do unto your neighbor's cod as you would have done unto your's

codpiece nation!

hey sissy, give me some three string bass
brent, how bout some cheesy guitar
and mr. friction on lead guitar

hey velvy...
what do you want
what kind of nation is this?
IT'S A CODPIECE NATION!!!

RAD

can't wait.

update.

or something.

hope you kids have a rad weekend...

i'll be drinking and watching the masters...

go get 'em, freddy

the azaleas are in full bloom at Agusta...



i love the masters

seriously.

come on, freddie...

how can you not love john daly?