italiano grubben and my grammar sucks
i don't really care. i don't give a fuck! (haha)
Twiddley Dee
Twiddley Dumber
Got a fat ass and a crack like a Jersey Plumber (rofl)
Don't got tits like Pamala Lee
But then again, Pam don't got great tits like me (this is great)
Got Little Feet like Land Before Time
and got a Fat Head like Fat Albert Gone Wild! (i like that lol)
No pussy footen around
Just straight Toe Jam
XMas Holly and Crans in a Can
Fat People getten Jolly like that Santa Man
Bellies full of Jelly and bad fruitcake
I've had enough XMas commercials than I can take
The stockings are hung like Dirk Diggler on roids
Stuffed with pink dildos and fuzzy sex toys
Leather and lace trim the Xmas tree
and balls for bulbs fill me heart with glee
as the cat terrorizes the XMas tree
I'm reminded of a video you might want to see
Of kittens just smitten with cock and balls
Pawing away you're caught between pussy and claws (haha)
Wanting to shoot Jessica for that bad DirecTV comm
with her so called "Boyish Figure" as she trys to play Tom
The real daisy duke was brunette to begin
How'd this blond bimbo weasle her way in?
So the presents are sitting beneath the tree
Tons full of nitros and TNT
Just waiting to be sent to my enemies
With a card that says Thanks Merry XMas Bad Guy
Now bend over and kiss your own ars goodbye!
haha Happy Holidays everyone. hope you liked it lol
i don't really care. i don't give a fuck! (haha)
Twiddley Dee
Twiddley Dumber
Got a fat ass and a crack like a Jersey Plumber (rofl)
Don't got tits like Pamala Lee
But then again, Pam don't got great tits like me (this is great)
Got Little Feet like Land Before Time
and got a Fat Head like Fat Albert Gone Wild! (i like that lol)
No pussy footen around
Just straight Toe Jam
XMas Holly and Crans in a Can
Fat People getten Jolly like that Santa Man
Bellies full of Jelly and bad fruitcake
I've had enough XMas commercials than I can take
The stockings are hung like Dirk Diggler on roids
Stuffed with pink dildos and fuzzy sex toys
Leather and lace trim the Xmas tree
and balls for bulbs fill me heart with glee
as the cat terrorizes the XMas tree
I'm reminded of a video you might want to see
Of kittens just smitten with cock and balls
Pawing away you're caught between pussy and claws (haha)
Wanting to shoot Jessica for that bad DirecTV comm
with her so called "Boyish Figure" as she trys to play Tom
The real daisy duke was brunette to begin
How'd this blond bimbo weasle her way in?
So the presents are sitting beneath the tree
Tons full of nitros and TNT
Just waiting to be sent to my enemies
With a card that says Thanks Merry XMas Bad Guy
Now bend over and kiss your own ars goodbye!
haha Happy Holidays everyone. hope you liked it lol
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that's awesome. you write that?