you know, i thought this was a community, turns out its a private members club. Naive of me i know but i've come to a conclusion. I'm offski (unfortunately my membership doesn't run out til 31st december, but I am pretty much gone.). See ya!

Meh, I hate movin house.

Especially packing. Boo.

Well y'all, I leave for glasto in 8 days and i can't fuckin wait.

I'll be here



Yip right there.

Fuck yeah.

I never post here ... not quite sure why, i might one day though. someday far far in the future.

Thank fuck for the genius of Nintendo and Wii Sports.

Hello all,

I am full of the boredom so I though I would bless you all with my random ramblings.

- My New Years Resolution is to play less video games and read more books
- Tom Selleck is so cool
- I wish I could grow a moustache (Instead I'm stuck with weird chin fluff)
- As a straight man, I like Moulin Rouge too much (watching it now, I said I was bored didn't I)
- I liked Strictly Ballroom too much too (that was on Sky a couple of hours ago. Watched that too)
- Climbing tires your arms (mine hurt much)
- The words "willy" and "lady garden" are funny
- Especially in a thick Glasgow accent
- I hate River City
- I wish I was drunk

ahh bollocks

a few (or 21 and bit to be more precise) hours early, but

happy new year, one and all!

see ya!

Today is the first day of Cannibal Zombie Nun.

Thats right everybody, CZN has begun and shall begin it's rampage all over teh interweb!

Ok, there is nothing there but a holding page at the moment, but I'm busy. It'll be updated slowly but surely.

You girl! Cease your incessant fucking with my head. I am but a poor and simple boy!

ps: and give me my copy of Spaced back!

Is there a special type of extreme guilt that only your parents can make you feel? How do they do it? Bastards, the lot of them!! Seriously how does she do it? I know what i want to do and I know why, and how and the whole fuckin show. How does she make me feel like such a dick for wanting to just move out and try to fuck up by myself.

FUCK!

(why is there not a smiley for feeling angry about feeling guilty. I mean there is a pirate smiley for fuck sake)