age: 31 (Mar 22, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: i catch fish with my teeth

gets me hot: mullets and shotguns and trucks (oh my!)

crush: jack daniels

stats: fetuccini alfredo

into: cigarettes, fire trucks, shiny things, bar stools, cooking, saliva

body mods: my flesh is pure

sign: no u-turns permitted

i lost my virginity: i didnt lose it, i simply locked it in the bathroom.

fantasy: to have henry rollins screaming in my face while i masturbate on a picture of michael jackson