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I'm up at 9am on a Saturday and I don't have to be somewhere? C'mon, I don't have that many weekends left to sleep in before the baby comes! 
It's been one year today. A year of happiness, tears, insanity, joy, love, surprises, hurt and great comfort. While there are moments I'd redo because I fucked up, overall I would do the whole year over again.
Happy Anniversary kitten.
Happy Anniversary kitten.
Just got back from the home inspection and things when swimmingly. We should be moving sometime in August.
Weekend is almost here.
We've got a bathroom full of kittens (3 to be exact) that were rescued from under a neighbor's shed. Three horribly viscous beasts who want nothing but to be cuddled and petted.
If we can't find homes by Tuesday, the shelter I volunteer with said they will take them.
I just scheduled the home inspection for Monday. Keep your fingers crossed, although this house is far better maintained than the last one.
We've got a bathroom full of kittens (3 to be exact) that were rescued from under a neighbor's shed. Three horribly viscous beasts who want nothing but to be cuddled and petted.
If we can't find homes by Tuesday, the shelter I volunteer with said they will take them.I just scheduled the home inspection for Monday. Keep your fingers crossed, although this house is far better maintained than the last one.
Ok, let's try this again. Offer accepted on another house. Three days for our attorney to review the contracts and then we schedule the inspection.
I really wish stress and exhaustion wouldn't get in the way of sex, because I usually feel so much better after a good shagging. 
Last night khoos worked late. I left work later than usual, toked up and melted into the couch. When she got home, I remembered that I hadn't eaten dinner and more important, I forgot to run out to the store and pick up cat food for the morning (we're babysitting Chococat and Niblet for the week). It's 11:00, she's just gotten out of the shower, I run out to the store and come back to Chococat having a shitty, leaking diaper. There is a hot, naked woman in my bed, waiting for sex and I have to deal with oozing shit. Great.
I grab Mr. Stinkypants, take him to the bathroom to change him and clean him up. EVERY TIME I get him cleaned up, the fucker starts shitting or oozing again!
I spent like 20 minutes squeezing, wiping and washing that cats ass. Needless to say, I was in no mood for sex after that. I suppose I ought to get used to it. In a few months, I'll be the one coming home from work wanting to fuck and she'll be the one going "I just cleaned up an unholy amount of shit. There will be NO sex."
Last night khoos worked late. I left work later than usual, toked up and melted into the couch. When she got home, I remembered that I hadn't eaten dinner and more important, I forgot to run out to the store and pick up cat food for the morning (we're babysitting Chococat and Niblet for the week). It's 11:00, she's just gotten out of the shower, I run out to the store and come back to Chococat having a shitty, leaking diaper. There is a hot, naked woman in my bed, waiting for sex and I have to deal with oozing shit. Great.
I grab Mr. Stinkypants, take him to the bathroom to change him and clean him up. EVERY TIME I get him cleaned up, the fucker starts shitting or oozing again!
I spent like 20 minutes squeezing, wiping and washing that cats ass. Needless to say, I was in no mood for sex after that. I suppose I ought to get used to it. In a few months, I'll be the one coming home from work wanting to fuck and she'll be the one going "I just cleaned up an unholy amount of shit. There will be NO sex."
DING DONG THE WICKED HOUSE IS DEAD! 
I killed the deal on the house. The home inspection showed too much was fucked up, and even though the seller agreed to discuss structural issued, the fuck wouldn't budge. Fuck him, he can sit on the house for another year.
We've got five other houses to look at this weekend. That guy can eat my cock.
I killed the deal on the house. The home inspection showed too much was fucked up, and even though the seller agreed to discuss structural issued, the fuck wouldn't budge. Fuck him, he can sit on the house for another year.We've got five other houses to look at this weekend. That guy can eat my cock.
