age: 28 (Jul 22, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2005

occupation: corporate peon

crush: zoey deschanel

makes me happy: sad songs, cold beer

stats: 83% of all statistics are made up.

i lost my virginity: hooray!

body mods: ink on forearm

sign: for sale

into: stuff

makes me sad: reality tv

gets me hot: fire

most humbling moment: that one time i almost won the nobel peace prize...almost.