age: 30 (Jul 08, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: Math Teacher

sign: Cancer

makes me happy: raking in cash, humpin beavers, playing video games, evading tha man

most humbling moment: The drunken stuporous non-erection

heroes: superman

fantasy: to be independent wealthy and go fast like ricky bobby

body mods: I want to get a tattoo of pi and a petersen graph or two ... and a couple others too, but nothing yet, I barely have time for lunch yo

stats: 6' 185 lbs 7

into: Out of

makes me sad: getting caught by the man, my shit getting stolen, when old ladies walk out in front of my fast vehicle

gets me hot: my coat and my space heater ... or just several thick blankets