age: 36 (Dec 05, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2003

occupation: Philospher, philanderer, meanderer

crush: Whoever Erika is crushing on at the moment. Failing that, Winona Ryder or Alyson Hannigan.

body mods: I've got about a hundred scars from being cut, burned, and having things dropped on my head.

into: Short hair, brains, toughness.

stats: nearly unconscious

sign: Oh please.

fantasy: Orgy at the zoo.

i lost my virginity: In the vicinity of the homeland of my ethnicity...

gets me hot: My hoodie, humidity, the sun, the radiator next to my bed, girls in paint-splattered jeans and chucks.