age: 33 (Sep 17, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2010

occupation: 7th grade teacher, grammar enthusiast

i lost my virginity: Luckily, because it was annoying me.

crush: Zooey Deschanel

most humbling moment: My first year of teaching. Damn, did I suck, but I sure did learn a lot.

fantasy: Fucking on my desk after school. Fucking a stranger at Barnes & Noble or a library. Public sex.

makes me happy: books, coffee, creating art, animals/baby animals, gas masks, calendars, gorilla suits, fezzes, Steampunk, sarcasm, irony, office supplies, watches, seeing people run for their lives, obviously-fake driving in movies and T.V. shows (the faker looking, the better), abandoned buildings.

into: books, music, art, intelligent/nerdy women, bookstores/libraries, waking up early in the morning, Autumn, cool weather (anything under 65 degrees), smashing the stigma attached to those with bipolar disorder, old and decrepit barns, imperfect women (physically and mentally), BANGS! (often slightly askew), abandoned amusement parks/insane asylums, women in flannel shirts, office supplies

body mods: seven tattoos: a raven and Nevermore on my right inner wrist, a black star on the back of each arm above my elbows, open book on left inner forearm, red/black nautical star on right inner forearm, peace sign on left shoulder, moon on right ankle

makes me sad: animal cruelty, homophobia, racism, Republicans, people who suffer from mental illness who can't get help or do not want help, cowboy hats, bad grammar, the Confederate flag, the Hokey-Pokey, people who feel the need to shove their supposed patriotism down everyone's throat, high places, abandoned buildings.

gets me hot: intelligence, knee high/thigh high tube socks, Colombian women/lLatinas, round asses, BANGS!, tattoo sleeves, goosebumps on women, the little bumps on areolas, partially-clothed sex, public sex, scars, tan lines, women in ripped jeans, mutual masturbation, chipped fingernail polish