mrmorningwood

Motherfuckers constantly asking me how my growing soil's so rich and creamy; wait, that rich and creamy shit's the skin of my favorite SGs; the compost is rich and crumbly. To make a long story short, for years I made my compost from leaves and grass clipping and a little blood meal sometimes and urine - golden showers into the compost when the need arose...
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I really like my SG friends and favorites, some of whom are both. You guys make a portion of my Internet time a much nicer experience.

Today was interesting. Started off the day replacing the seat and seals for the hot water handle in the shower, then went through the garage trying to make space for more junk in an effort to get the living room cleaned out so human beings can assemble there, then eyed the seedlings and the growing plants with mucho satisfaction, then went to Out of the...
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I don't know. I just think it's odd that I have 7 photo albums up and the only one that has any comments at all is one with a bunch of photos that are readily available all over the web. :confused

Tomatoes, basil and dead animals under the house... My buddy Alan was crying to me about the two inches of snow they've had in New York this last week, but I'm an understanding soul so I kind of resented his calling me a bastard because we have decent weather here in Los Angeles. It all started when I mentioned that I had finally gotten my...
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The tomatoes this year are in clay pots buried in the earth. I should have buried them a little deeper, probably, 'cause I'm worried too much clay is above ground and will bake but I'll try to keep a close eye on them. I was going to use straw bales but straw is so messy. I figure this way, I protect the plants from grubs...
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"Mutant" ( copyright 2010 by NK) continued:

That's not to say I hadn't had the pleasure of waking up a few times with my hairy cock in her face, lord be praised. But times change. That was then and this was now. No, the hair didn't fall off my dick.

It was something much worse.

Farmville happened.

Yup, my sweet little part-time not-girlfriend had sold...
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"Mutant" ( copyright 2010 by NK) continued:

"Eww, no,"she said, laughing. "People will think it's some kind of mutant dingleberry."

She had a point. Still, I have to admit I would have enjoyed the work, if you want to call plaiting a beautiful girl's asshair work. But let's be honest here. At this stage of my life, any work would be a pleasure. Since the...
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