age: 26 (Mar 28, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: professional day dreamer and misguided artist

fantasy: to one day marry a rich woman who blindly funds all of my asinine artistic endeavors

crush: My imaginary friend Gwendila

i lost my virginity: to a vacuum cleaner and a jar of Vaseline

body mods: just the ones I was born with

makes me sad: the end of a good book

into: Experimental film and video, cinema, reading, writing, hand made books, collage, monoprinting, nibbling on nipples

most humbling moment: ten minutes ago when I removed a ball of lint from my belly button and it told me to consume copious amounts of edible paste

sign: a upside down urinal cake covered in rancid risotto

gets me hot: chicks who dig fine art and literature and still like to fart.

makes me happy: sunshine on my shoulder